A lawyer you say..

So there i am on my day off, shopping for the mafia and scheduling an entire radio stations music as you do, when i sit down for the evening to watch some telly when up pops a Goddess.
Who is this goddess i hear you ask.
I'm glad you asked. It is Marisa Tomei, and I am watching the highly underated "My Cousin Vinny" (which also features Ralph Macchio, the only famous person who looks vaguely like me.)
So anyway i Google/IMDB her and she seems perfect, shes Italian NY her dad was a lawyer etc, only one problem.
Shes now 39 (40 in december). At which point i hand over to my esteemed collegue and mathematical supremo Mr Derek Knight ladies and gentlemen.


well go on click his link...damn you people are slow.

Dinner dinner dinner dinner

Ok its not often that i laugh when reading the BBC news website but how often do you see this line in a serious article about security breaches and possible terrorist activity:

"Batman" climbs up a ladder on to the roof of an adjoining building. "Robin" comes down after police threaten to shoot him.

I think there ladies and gentlemen we can see everything that is wrong with the world at this moment, when the police threaten to shoot "Robin" we have to start thinking.

on a more serious note, i strongly support the men involved in this protest, if you wanna know more go here.

Take my mother in law for instance, no really. Please!

So I've been on holiday for a while, which was beautifully eye opening as always and made me realise, how meaningless all this showbiz shnizzle is.
This is definitely a good thing; keeps my feet near the ground, and therefore baring some quite unprecedented athleticism, away from my mouth.

Anywho, i am back into the routine now which is a bit shit, but i have a 2 day weekend again for the first time in 7 months; and this allows me to watch crap TV, although i just watched something quite excellent on Jewish comedy which if you know anything about me (or have just seen me in profile) you will know is important to me.

So i thought i would share a Jewish joke with you. hopefully you are not to much of a gentile schmuck not to get it

Ok so a proud Jewish mother goes to the beach with her darling son "mushti"
He is desperate to play in the sand so she says:
"Mushti darling you can play in the sand as long as you careful and stay away from the water"
So he plays carefully for a while away from the water until all of a sudden a huge wave sweeps him over and carries him out to sea
The mother sees this and starts screaming and crying and eventually gets down on her knees and prays to the lord:
"Lord please bring my darling Mushti back. I will be in your service for ever if you do, he is such a darling boy and i dont know what id do without him. Please bring him back to me."
Then out of nowhere another huge wave deposits him back onto the beach!
The mother looks at him astounded and says:
"God, i'll think you'll find before you took him first he had a hat on...?"