A lawyer you say..

So there i am on my day off, shopping for the mafia and scheduling an entire radio stations music as you do, when i sit down for the evening to watch some telly when up pops a Goddess.
Who is this goddess i hear you ask.
I'm glad you asked. It is Marisa Tomei, and I am watching the highly underated "My Cousin Vinny" (which also features Ralph Macchio, the only famous person who looks vaguely like me.)
So anyway i Google/IMDB her and she seems perfect, shes Italian NY her dad was a lawyer etc, only one problem.
Shes now 39 (40 in december). At which point i hand over to my esteemed collegue and mathematical supremo Mr Derek Knight ladies and gentlemen.


well go on click his link...damn you people are slow.